Tall Babes

My husband is a truck driver, with a dedicated run everyday,”never off the beaten path” he is gone 5 days a week, I do go with him 1 day a week. I do not work, I have always stayed home not always by my choice, but thats another topic, I do take care of everything from kids, house lawn shopping, everything is done when he returns home! The truck he drives is our own & there is a great deal of paper work to do at times, but I handle that as well. He does do a fine job with supporting us, & he is a hard worker, & I could never take that away from him.
He has been on this same run for a few years now, He started running with this woman, at first I thought nothing of it, I am no queen, and I know that looks are not everything by no means, but I have to say up until a year ago, you really wouldnt know if she was a he or a she other than she has a DD breast, she was heavy she is very tall, and had more hair on her body than I do on my head! I have to say she seemed like a very kind person, out to help anybody. Well Over the past year, other drivers are even noticing the change!! She has lost about all of her weight, had over 5 grand done on her teeth, wears make up. waxes all of her side burns that she has & other hair! styles & dyes her hair, and wears girl clothes. Now she still is not attractive by no means. I have been dealing with her running the road with my husband for a few years now, but over the past year its worst, it just does not seem right! They are together day & night, all week, when I go with him, she does not run with us on the road, but they do everything together, stop to shower at the same time, eat, sleep, they are never apart! he helps her unload her truck, he even brings her home with him to work on her truck in our garage! She even has gotten involed in some of our arguments, and she has tried to tell me what upsets him! For instance, he wanted a laptop for his truck, I still do not know why, he has never been one to use even ours here at home, so he carried on with me about this, I finally said, ok **** if thats what you want lets get on for you, well I found one for him, and went to order it, and then he had to tell me the truth, he had her order one for him with our debt card & shipped to her house!!! We have had problems in our merriage just like any other normal couple, maybe worst at times, he has been unfaithful to me well more than once in our 17 years together, and a few years ago he almost lost me because of it! Durring any of our arguments or what ever, she latley has her own opinion,,,she more less feeds his madness!!! I really could tell you all some stories on how he really can be and you would all think that I am nuts!! It has not been an easy 17 years.
He tells me he loves me & never wants to loose me, he tells me I have nothing to worry about, but in the same sentances he will hear nothing that I have to say to how I feel about anything with her, I try telling him to me it does not look right, his comment is he does not care what others think! This past weekend he told me he wants to hear none of our other friends say one more bad thing about her, he said that, that went for me as well, she is his friend and thats that! Then he proceeded to tell me that they picked up a cheap car, together so that when they are at there delivery place at night that they no longer have to bobtail to the truck stop to eat & shower, they can just jump in the car & go!!!!
Now am I crazy?

the last 2 weeks of summer me and my friend were staying at a beach condo complex. one night when we were hanging out this guy was yelling off the balcony with a group of people at us to get out of the Jacuzzi and come to room 209 to play beerpong with them. we thought the whole thing was so funny so we went up just to say hi after security filed them for a noise complaint of yelling off the balcony at 11. we left our number and told them wed chill the next day. we ended up sneaking out every night to party with them and started at 11am-3am. going to the beach, surfing jello shots, beerpong, stepbrothers, going to the movies and just messing around. i instantly started crushing on this guy the second i saw him yelling off the balcony. he was everything on my checklist, funny, tall, built, nice, laid back, attractive, knows how to have fun, but can still keep it real, and most importantly a little rebel. he texted me the second i left every night until we came back in the morning. one night when we were starting to get a little buzzed i challenged him to a one on one bp game. and if i won i got to paint his nails pink, he said if he won he wanted a kiss. i lost by one cup accidentally on purpose. ive kissed plently of boys before but this kiss was unreal. it felt like the whole room was spinning and not just cuz i was drunk lol. i cant even describe how amazing it was other than abslutly amazing. it wasnt that long but it seemed like hours. at first i tried to play it like it was just for the bet cuz i didnt want people getting the wrong impression. but it only took a minute before we were making out again…and then we ended up on the futon and at that moment all i could think was that i never wanted to leave, and thats when my dad walked in and threatened to arrest everyone for underaged drinking thank god he didnt c me getting on a 19yearold in the other room. we texted all the time when we weren’t together and he was always the one to text first, or call, or start a conversation at-first. saying goodbye was the hardest thing ever. im not the kind of girl to get attached to guys i just met, or really any guys for that matter. but something about him made me not want to ever let go. i live 8 hours away from him and i knew that as soon as summer ended our little “fling” or whatever you want to call it would end also. but he wouldnt let it. my friend and i drove home the next day and he told me he couldnt get over it and that he wanted to talk to me everyday. at first i thought that was a little much, but it wasnt, at all. we would talk for 3hours at a time and not run out of things to say i would text him while i was in class and hed text me from work. my texting bill was over 6000 texts a month and i still wanted to talk more. he’d send the cutest texts saying he missed me and your beautifull, and im falling for you ******** and i cant believe its all over that kiss. for 2and a half months straight, starting the second i met him till 2 weeks ago he sent me continual texts all day long. we both have lives, but we would stop everything we were doing to text each-other. the last normal text he sent was when i told him i was falling asleep at 2 in the morning and that i ws gonna crash. he texted me “i miss you so much babe, i wish i could fall asleep with you, sweet dreams i <3 u ***." and then i texted him the next day and he didnt respond but i just figured he was busy so i didnt pay attention to it. and then i texted him the day after that, and the day after that and he didnt respond, i didnt want to be clingy so i just waited for him to text me….for 3 days and still no responce. i freaked out and thought something was wrongbut he finally responded and said he just doesnt pay as much attention to his phone anymore and that he had been working alot and it didnt have anything to do with me. but when he saw he had like 6 missed calls from me over 10 days he didnt think to call me bak once. if he was over it i would be sad, but i would get over it, i asked him if i was waisting his time cuz he didnt seem to care anymore cuz i felt like i was talking to a brick wall, and he said that im not waisting my time, and its not that he doesnt want to talk to me "again" hes just been really tired and hasnt been paying attention to his phone. hes been avoiding me for 2weeks now so i stopped trying to takl to him all together. i feel so pathetic cuz im miserable over a guy who honestly, i barely hung out with who livs on the other side of california. and i dont even know what happened all of a sudden that made him stop missing me over night. the only thing that made sense to me was if there was another girl but there isnt. or if i did something but i didnt. and ive talked to people who know him and none of them know why. i know i just have to forget about it and i think after writing out this shitty story ill be fine. i fucking **** boys.

You do not have to read all of this just a few paragraphs. Read it all if you like.
Just so you know

I don’t blame you or any one else, if you think I am normal. It is a fair mistake that any person can, and has made. After all I look normal; brown hair, blue eyes, and crème skin, you know, the works. It is not like I have a rabbit ears sticking out from the top of my head (if I do, please tell me right now). But the truth is I am far from normal, my whole entire family is far from normal… at least what is left of it. But just so you know, for your own benefit I will let you in on a small little secret. My family is psychic. I am a psychic.
Now, please, I know what you are thinking, seriously I do. But believe me when I say psychic I do not mean stupid crystal ball stuff but like powers. Like… superpowers! Like walking through walls, x-ray vision (avoid at all costs), and mind reading… like me.
I am a mind reader, so right now I know what you are thinking “This ***** is psycho.” Most likely. But it is not my fault. It is just everyone on my mom’s side of the family, and dad’s side of the family, are psychics. It is a thing that runs in genes mostly. I know other psychic families too, but that I can talk about later, now I need to tell you something of importance.
Right now the government is bad with a capital B. And I know some of you are just thinking “Thank you very much Miss. Point-out-the-complete-and-total-obvious… it does not take an idiot to know that.” But no, I mean really, really, bad. They are going to much control and now they are taking measures that could hurt everyone; especially me and my family.
We are psychics, which means we are more powerful than the government. They do not want anyone to get the chance of being better or stronger than they are. So they are taking us to a facility where they probably are going to kill or torture us psychics. That is where mom and dad are right now, that is where almost all the rest of my family is… except for me, my sister, and my brother. We are going to save them… or we will die trying.

Chapter One

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started from this tropic port, aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty sailing man…
“Just shut up!” I yelled at the top of my lungs. If Nathan mentally hums that Gilligan’s Island theme song one more time I swear on my life he will be beaten half to death.
Nathan’s misty blue eyes stared up at me. Sorry Cass, I am just really bored.
“I get it, really I do. But Nathan, I am the one who has to here that song over and over again. And I am not one of those people who can say ‘Just think it Nathe!’ That does not work for me at all.” I said putting my hands on his shoulders.
He nodded, “I am sorry…” he added audibly.
“It’s fine.” I said ruffling his hair.
“Cass?” I turned to my other side to see Paige tugging at my shirt eagerly. I am really hungry… she told me in a thought.
“Nathe, Paige, want to go for some chow?” I asked raising an eyebrow at them.
They nodded at me their eyes sparkling. I will never get over the fact how cute these guys are. Especially since they have the twin thing going but come on, they can be evil a lot of the time. Just give those two five minutes and there would be some national crisis.
It did happen a few towns over. Nathe was playing with rocks and Paige disintegrated them… while all of the towns’ folk watched, and got pictures. That gave us trouble, so we ran here. And yup here we are in New York. It smells bad here and a lot of the things these people think are indescribably creepy.
I stopped my train of thought and looked around and down to Paige “Babe?” I said looking down at her “You want fancy food?”
She nodded “How much?”
“Do five hundred just in case, cause I think we should take a bus, or a subway soon because my feet are in a bit of pain.”
She nodded and went into an alley for a moment and came out with two one hundred dollar bills, four fifty dollar bills, and five twenty dollar bills. She handed the money to me with a pale, sweating face.
“Sorry sweetie.” I said kissing her forehead “I know that takes a lot of energy and you are just a beginner, but for the past months I have been so proud.”
Well you see, Paige can break down and reform matter. That is her psychic ability. IT comes in handy for money but, damn, does it make her feel sick and tire her out. Nathan has a talent too. He can control Earth, like rocks and stuff. He loves his talent and has a knack for it.
She smiled at me sadly and then her face got a bit sarcastic “We are going to Calarasa.”
I nodded and took Paige and Nathan by the hand and walked into the restaurant with the big words Calarasa printed over it.
I walked into the tall restaurant building and the first thing I heard from the man at the desk was “Do you need to use the potty, because it is for paying costumers only.”
La La, I was askiong for and opinion, not a complaint. So if you arent going to answer my question please do not answer.

He yanked open
The refrigerator door.

Standing tall on his little feet,
Looking about for something to eat.

He said, Mom.
She said, Yes.
He said, I know how to spell A-1.
She said, How?
He said, A-1.
She said, You’re such a smart big boy.

And with that
He closed the door
Roamed about
Looking for more.

He found the camera
And said, Mom
She said, Yes
He said, Where’s the cheese button?

I can never figure out based on television how tall that delicious **** is. Has anyone ever met him in person that could give a guestimate?
haha I’m just curious. thanks

ok…..this weekend…i met this guy that really likes me…and i know he likes me because his mom was talking to my mom…their really close….and they stayed this whole weekend at my house..they slept over and all…i dont know why, but this weekend i felt helllllla shy.i didnt even feel like i was myself..then last night before they left he asked me “babe.will you be my girl.till the day i die” OMFG! my stomach felt soooooo f*cking wierd when he asked me that but for some reason it felt good.ive fallin for a guy over three days..its like love at first site…hes hella fine and he has a really hot smile..he tells me things that i really wanna hear from a guy..like all those sweet love talk and all.he has respect for me and my mom thinks hes a great guy also.uh.lemme describe him.hes 6 feet tall..im 5′8″ and he has dark brown eyes…i have dark brown eyes..lol…hes hawaiian filipino samoan and ****…and im hawaiian filipino..and we both go to the same school.
DO I GO FOR HIM??!!??

I remember a movie with Laurel & Hardy as Stanny Dum & Ollie Dee. Silas Barnaby threatens to kick Widow Peep out of her shoe,unless her daughter, Bo-Peep, agrees to marry him. But Bo Peep loves Tom-Tom, the piper’s son, so it’s up to Stanny Dum & Ollie Dee to come to the rescue, with the life-size wooden soldiers they mistakenly made in the toy factory. Santa wanted 600 soldiers at 1 foot tall,but Stanny Dum made100 soldiers at 6 foot tall! I thought it was “Babes in Toyland”, but I couldn’t find it at the store!

1. Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) was born on and died on days when Halley’s Comet can be seen. During his life he predicted that he would die when it could be seen.
2. US Dollar bills are made out of cotton and linen.
3. The “57″ on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of pickle types the company once had.
4. Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the world’s garbage annually. On average, that’s 3 pounds a day per person.
5. Giraffes and rats can last longer without water than camels.
6. Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks so that it doesn’t digest itself.
7. 98% of all murders and ***** are by a close family member or friend of the victim.
8. A B-25 bomber crashed into the 79th floor of the Empire State Building on July 28, 1945.
9. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.
10. The dot over the letter “i” is called a tittle.
11. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
12. Benjamin Franklin was the fifth in a series of the youngest son of the youngest son.
13. Triskaidekaphobia means fear of the number 13. Paraskevidekatriaphobia means fear of Friday the 13th (which occurs one to three times a year). In Italy, 17 is considered an unlucky number. In Japan, 4 is considered an unlucky number.
14. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
15. All the chemicals in a human body combined are worth about 6.25 euro (if sold separately).
16. In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his *********.
17. The ZIP in “ZIP code” means Zoning Improvement Plan.
18. Coca-Cola contained Coca (whose active ingredient is cocaine) from 1885 to 1903.
19. A “2 by 4″ is really 1 1/2 by 3 1/2.
20. It’s estimated that at any one time around 0.7% of the world’s population is drunk.
21. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades = David ; Clubs = Alexander the Great ; Hearts = Charlemagne ; Diamonds = Caesar
22. 40% of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
23. Every person, including identical twins, has a unique eye and tongue print along with their finger print.
24. The “spot” on the 7-Up logo comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino.
25. 315 entries in Webster’s 1996 dictionary were misspelled.
26. The “save” icon in Microsoft Office programs shows a floppy disk with the shutter on backwards.
27. Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin both married their first cousins (Elsa Löwenthal and Emma Wedgewood respectively).
28. Camel’s have three eyelids.
29. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents every day.
30. John Wilkes Booth’s brother once saved the life of Abraham Lincoln’s son.
31. Warren Beatty and Shirley McLaine are brother and sister.
32. Chocolate can kill dogs; it directly affects their heart and nervous system.
33. Daniel Boone hated coonskin caps.
34. Playing cards were issued to British pilots in WWII. If captured, they could be soaked in water and unfolded to reveal a map for escape.
35. 55.1% of all US prisoners are in prison for drug offenses.
36. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
37. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark’s stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.
38. Dr. Seuss pronounced his name “soyce”.
39. Slugs have four noses.
40. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.
41. The Three Wise Monkeys have names: Mizaru (See no evil), Mikazaru (Hear no evil), and Mazaru (Speak no evil).
42. India has a Bill of Rights for cows.
43. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out. (DON’T TRY IT, DUMBASS)
44. During the California gold rush of 1849, miners sent their laundry to Honolulu for washing and pressing. Due to the extremely high costs in California during these boom years, it was deemed more feasible to send their shirts to Hawaii for servicing.
45. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by taking out an olive from First Class salads.
46. About 200,000,000 M&Ms are sold each day in the United States.
47. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
48. Over a course of about eleven years, the sun’s magnetic poles switch places. This cycle is called “Solarmax”.
49. There are 318,979,564,000 possible combinations of the first four moves in Chess.
50. Upper and lower case letters are named “upper” and “lower” because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the upper case letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the lower case letters.
51. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
52. The numbers “172″ can be found on the back of the US 5 dollar bill, in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.
53. Coconuts kill about 150 people each year. That’s more than sharks.
54. Half of all bank robberies take place on a Friday.
55. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a recorded Wendy before it.
56. The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.
57. The first bomb the Allies dropped on Berlin in WWII killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
58. The average raindrop falls at 7 miles per hour.
59. It took Leonardo Da Vinci 10 years to paint Mona Lisa. He never signed or dated the painting. Leonardo and Mona had identical bone structures according to the painting. X-ray images have shown that there are 3 other versions under the original.
60. If you put a drop of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
61. Bruce Lee was so fast that they had to slow the film down so you could see his moves.
62. The largest amount of money you can have without having change for a dollar is $1.19 (3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies cannot be divided into a dollar).
63. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen’s “Born in the USA”.
64. IBM’s motto is “Think”. Apple later made their motto “Think different”.
65. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original “Halloween” was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white, due to low budget.
66. The original name for butterfly was flutterby.
67. The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
68. One in fourteen women in America is a natural blonde. Only one in sixteen men is.
69. The Olympic was the sister ship of the Titanic, and she provided twenty-five years of service.
70. When the Titanic sank, 2228 people were on it. Only 706 survived.
71. In America, someone is diagnosed with AIDS every 10 minutes. In South Africa, someone dies due to HIV or AIDS every 10 minutes.
72. Every day, 7% of the US eats at McDonald’s.
73. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, which Motorola got their name from.
74. In the US, about 127 million adults are overweight or obese; worldwide, 750 million are overweight and 300 million more are obese. In the US, 15% of children in elementary school are overweight; 20% are worldwide.
75. In Disney’s Fantasia, the Sorcerer to whom Mickey played an apprentice was named Yensid (Disney spelled backward).
76. During his entire life, Vincent Van Gogh sold exactly one painting, “Red Vineyard at Arles”.
77. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
78. One in ten people live on an island.
79. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
80. 28% of Africa is classified as wilderness. In North America, its 38%.
81. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
82. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
83. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said “Elementary, my dear Watson”, Humphrey Bogart NEVER said “Play it again, Sam” in Casablanca, and they NEVER said “Beam me up, Scotty” on Star Trek.
84. An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing.
85. Sharon Stone was the first Star Search spokes model.
86. The sound you here when you put a seashell next to your ear is not the ocean, but blood flowing through your head.
87. More people are afraid of open spaces (kenophobia) than of tight spaces (claustrophobia).
88. The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.
89. There is a 1 in 4 chance that New York will have a white Christmas.
90. The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.
91. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
92. Back in the mid to late ’80s, an IBM compatible computer wasn’t considered 100% compatible unless it could run Microsoft’s Flight Simulator.
93. $203,000,000 is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S.
94. Every US president has worn glasses (just not always in public).
95. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
96. Jim Henson first coined the word “Muppet”. It is a combination of “marionette” and “puppet.”
97. The names of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with (not counting the words “North” and “South).
98. The Michelin man is known as Mr. Bib. His name was Bibendum in the company’s first ads in 1896.
99. About 20% of bird species have become extinct in the past 200 years, almost all of them because of human activity.
100. The word “lethologica” describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
101. About 14% of injecting drug users are HIV positive.
102. A word or sentence that is the same front and back (racecar, kayak) is called a “palindrome”.
103. A snail can sleep for 3 years.
104. People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide.
105. China has more English speakers than the United States.
106. Finnish folklore says that when Santa comes to Finland to deliver gifts, he leaves his sleigh behind and rides on a goat named Ukko instead. According to French tradition, Santa Claus has a brother named Bells Nichols, who visits homes on New Year’s Eve after everyone is asleep, and if a plate is set out for him, he fills it with cookies and cakes.
107. One in every 9000 people is an albino.
108. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
109. You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.
110. Everyday, more money is printed for Monopoly sets than for the U.S. Treasury.
111. Every year 4 people in the UK die putting their trousers on.
112. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds; dogs only have about ten.
113. Our eyes are always the same size from birth but our nose and ears never stop growing.
114. In every episode of “Seinfeld” there is a Superman picture or reference somewhere.
115. If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human’s neck.
116. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
117. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
118. Each year in America there are about 300,000 deaths that can be attributed to obesity.
119. About 55% of all movies are rated R.
120. About 500 movies are made in the US and 800 in India annually.
121. Arabic numerals are not really Arabic; they were created in India.
122. Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations (implemented on July 16, 1969) makes it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles.
123. The February of 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
124. The Pentagon in Arlington Virginia has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.
125. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat, though it may feel uncomfortable.
126. The cruise liner Queen Elizabeth II moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
127. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
128. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
129. There are about 2 chickens for every human in the world.
130. The word “maverick” came into use after Samuel Maverick, a Texan refused to brand his cattle. Eventually any unbranded calf became known as a Maverick.
131. Two-thirds of the world’s eggplant is grown in New Jersey.
132. For every memorial statue with a person on a horse, if the horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died of battle wounds; if all four of the horse’s legs are on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
133. On a Canadian two-dollar bill, the American flag is flying over the Parliament Building.
134. An American urologist bought Napoleon’s ***** for $40,000.
135. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
136. Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters “MT”.
137. $283,200 is the absolute highest amount of money you can win on Jeopardy.
138. Almonds are members of the peach family.
139. Rats and horses can’t vomit.
140. The penguin is the only bird that can’t fly but can swim.
141. There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual *********** each day.
142. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies room during a dance.
143. Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
144. There are only four words in the English language that end in “-dous”: tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
145. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
146. Every time you lick a stamp you consume 1/10 of a calorie.
147. “101 Dalmatians” and “Peter Pan” are the only Disney animations in which both of a character’s parents are present and don’t die during the movie.
148. You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
149. Hedenophobic means fear of pleasure.
150. Ancient Egyptian priests would pluck every hair from their bodies.
151. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
152. Half of all crimes are committed by people under the age of 18. 80% of burglaries are committed by people aged 13-21.
153. An ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
154. All polar bears are left-handed.
155. The catfish has over 27000 taste buds (more than any other animal)
156. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
157. Butterflies taste with their feet.
158. Elephants are the only mammals that cannot jump.
159. An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
160. Starfish have no brains.
161. 11% of the world is left-handed.
162. John Hancock and Charles Thomson were the only people to sign the Declaration of independence on July 4th, 1776. The last signature came five years later.
163. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
164. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
165. The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.
166. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
167. A healthy (non-colorblind) human eye can distinguish between 500 shades of gray.
168. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
169. Lizards can self-amputate their tails for protection. It grows back after a few months.
170. Los Angeles’ full name is “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula”. It can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: L.A.
171. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
172. A honeybee can fly at fifteen miles per hour.
173. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
174. A “jiffy” is the scientific name for 1/100th of a second.
175. The average child recognizes over 200 company logos by the time he enters first grade.
176. The youngest pope ever was 11 years old.
177. The first novel ever written on a typewriter is Tom Sawyer.
178. One out of every 43 prisoners escapes from jail. 94% are recaptured.
179. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
180. The average chocolate bar has 8 insects’ legs melted into it.
181. A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.
182. The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
183. Elwood Edwards did the voice for the AOL sound files (i.e. “You’ve got Mail!”). He is heard about 27 million times a day. The recordings were done before Quantum changed its name to AOL and the program was known as “Q-Link.”
184. A polar bears skin is black. Its fur is actually clear, but like snow it appears white.
185. Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis middle name was spelled Aron, in honor of his brother.
186. Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
187. Donkeys kill more people than plane crashes.
188. Shakespeare invented the words “assassination” and “bump.”
189. There are a million ants for every person on Earth.
190. If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
191. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
192. The name Jeep comes from “GP”, the army abbreviation for General Purpose.
193. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.
194. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
195. Cats’ urine glows under a black light.
196. A “quidnunc” is a person who is eager to know the latest news and gossip.
197. The first US Patent was for manufacturing potassium carbonate (used in glass and gunpowder). It was issued to Samuel Hopkins on July 31, 1970.
198. Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors, the helicopter, and many other present day items.
199. In the last 4000 years no new animals have been domesticated.
200. 25% of a human’s bones are in its feet.
201. David Sarnoff received the Titanic’s distress signal and saved hundreds of passengers. He later became the head of the first radio network, the National Broadcasting Company (NBC).
202. On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
203. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than every Nike factory worker in Malaysia combined.
204. One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the ’30s lobbied against hemp farmers (they saw it as competition).
205. “Canada” is an Indian word meaning “Big Village”.
206. Only one in two billion people will live to be 116 or older.
207. If you yelled for 8 years 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you **** consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
208. **** is reported every six minutes in the U.S.
209. The human heart creates enough pressure in the bloodstream to ****** blood 30 feet.
210. A jellyfish is 95% water.
211. Truck driving is the most dangerous occupation by accidental deaths (799 in 2001).
212. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
213. Elephants only sleep for two hours each day.
214. On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
215. The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue. (the heart is not a muscle)
216. In golf, a ‘Bo Derek’ is a score of 10.
217. In the U.S, Frisbees outsell footballs, baseballs and basketballs combined.
218. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
219. If you plant an apple seed, it is almost guaranteed to grow a tree of a different type of apple.
220. Al Capone’s business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
221. The only real person to be a PEZ head was Betsy Ross.
222. There are about 450 types of cheese in the world. 240 come from France.
223. When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers plays football at home the stadium becomes Nebraska’s third largest city.
224. The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra’s “It’s a Wonderful Life”.
225. A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
226. In Iceland, a Big Mac costs $5.50.
227. Broccoli and cauliflower are the only vegetables that are flowers.
228. Newborn babies have about 350 bones. They gradually merge and disappear until there are about 206 by age 5.
229. There is no solid proof of who built the Taj Mahal.
230. In a survey of 200000 ostriches over 80 years, not one tried to bury its head in the sand.
231. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A quarter has 119.
232. On an American one-dollar bill there is a tiny owl in the upper-left-hand corner of the upper-right-hand “1″ and a spider hidden in the front upper-right-hand corner.
233. Judy Scheindlin (”Judge Judy”) has a $25,000,000 salary, while Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg has a $190,100 salary.
234. The name for Oz in the Wizard of Oz was thought up when the creator Frank Baum looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N and O-Z.
235. Andorra, a tiny country on the border between France and Spain, has the longest average lifespan: 83.49 years.
236. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
237. Mr. Rogers was an ordained Presbyterian minister.
238. In America you will see an average of 500 advertisements a day.
239. John Lennon’s first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.
240. You can lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.
241. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
242. “The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the toughest tongue twister in English.
243. There are 336 dimples on a regulation US golf ball. In the UK its 330.
244. The Toltecs (a 7th century tribe) used wooden swords so they wouldn’t kill their enemies.
245. “Duff” is the decaying organic matter found on a forest floor.
246. The US has more personal computers than the next 7 countries combined.
247. There have been over 600 lawsuits against Alexander Grahm Bell over rights to the patent of the telephone, the most valuable patent in U.S. history.
248. Kuwait is about 60% male (highest in the world). Latvia is about 54% female (highest in the world).
249. The Hawaiian alphabet has only 12 letters.
250. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world’s nuclear weapons combined.
251. At the height of its power in 400 BC, the Greek city of Sparta had 25,000 citizens and 500,000 slaves.
252. Julius Caesar’s autograph is worth about $2,000,000.
253. The tool doctors wrap around a patient’s arm to measure blood pressure is called a sphygmomanometer.
254. People say “bless you” when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond.
255. US gold coins used to say “In Gold We Trust”.
256. In “Silence of the Lambs”, Hannibal Lector (Anthony Hopkins) never blinks.
257. A shrimp’s heart is in its head.
258. In the 17th century, the value of pi was known to 35 decimal places. Today, to 1.2411 trillion.
259. The bestselling books of all time are The Bible (6billion+), Quotations from the Works of Mao Tse-tung (900million+), and The Lord of the Rings (100million+)
260. Pearls melt in vinegar.
261. “Lassie” was played by a group of male dogs; the main one was named Pal.
262. In 1863, Paul Hubert of Bordeaux, France, was sentenced to life in jail for murder. After 21 years, it was discovered that he was convicted of murdering himself.
263. Nepal is the only country that doesn’t have a rectangular flag. Switzerland is the only country with a square flag.
264. Gabriel, Michael, and Lucifer are the only angels named in the Bible.
265. Tiger Woods’ real first name is Eldrick. His father gave him the nickname “Tiger” in honor of a South Vietnamese soldier his father had fought alongside with during the Vietnam War.
266. Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol.
267. Abraham Lincoln’s ghost is said to haunt the White House.
268. God is not mentioned once in the book of Esther.
269. The odds of being born male are about 51.2%, according to census.
270. Scotland has more redheads than any other part of the world.
271. There is an average of 61,000 people airborne over the US at any given moment.
272. Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane in case there is a crash.
273. The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad. The most common name (of any type) in the world is Mohammed.
274. The surface of the Earth is about 60% water and 10% ice.
275. For every 230 cars that are made, 1 will be stolen.
276. Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. President to be born in a hospital.
277. Lightning strikes the earth about 8 million times a day.
278. Around 2,000 left-handed people die annually due to improper use of equipment designed only for right handed people.
279. The “if” and “then” parts of conditional (”if P then Q”) statement are called the protasis (P) and apodosis (Q).
280. Humans use a total of 72 different muscles in speech.
281. If you feed a seagull Alka-Seltzer, its stomach will explode.
282. Only female mosquitoes bite.
283. The U.S. Post Office handles 43 percent of the world’s mail.
284. Most household dust is made of dead skin cells.
285. One in about eight million people has progeria, a disease that causes people to grow faster than they age.
286. The male seahorse carries the eggs until they hatch instead of the female.
287. The “countdown” (counting down from 10 for an event such as New-Years Day) was first used in a 1929 German silent film called “Die Frau Im Monde” (The Girl in the Moon).
288. Negative emotions such as anxiety and depression can weaken your immune system.
289. There are seven suicides in the Bible: Abimelech. Samson, Saul, Saul’s armor-bearer, Ahithophel, Zimri, Judas.
290. A mongoose is not a goose but more like a meercat, which is not a cat but more like a prairie dog, which is not a dog but more like a ground squirrel.
291. Stephen Hawking was born exactly 300 years after Galileo died.
292. Mercury is the only planet whose orbit is coplanar with its equator. Venus and Uranus are the only planets that rotate opposite to the direction of their orbit.
293. John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and James Monroe died on July 4th. Adams and Jefferson died in the same year. Supposedly, Adams last words were “Thomas Jefferson survives.”
294. The Baby Ruth candy bar was named after Grover Cleveland’s baby daughter, Ruth, not **** Ruth the baseball player.
295. Dolphins can look in different directions with each eye. They can sleep with one eye open.
296. The Falkland Isles (pop. about 2000) has over 700000 sheep (350 per person).
297. There are 41,806 different spoken languages in the world today.
298. While many treaties have been signed at or near Paris, France (including many after WWI and WWII), nine are actually known as the “Treaty of Paris”: Seven Years’ War (1763), American Revolutionary War (1783), French-Swede War (1810), France vs Sixth Coalition (1814), Battle of Waterloo (1815), Crimean War (1856), Spanish-American War (1898), union of Bessarabia and Romania (1920), establishment of European Coal and Steel Community (1951).
299. Robert Todd Lincoln (Abraham Lincoln’s oldest son) was in Washington DC during his father’s assassination as well as during President Garfield’s assassination, and he was in Buffalo NY when President McKinley was assassinated.
300. The city of Venice stands on about 120 small islands.
301. The past-tense of the English word “dare” is “durst”.
302. Don Mac Lean’s song “American Pie” was written about Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and J.P. Richardson (The Big Bopper), who all died in the same plane crash.
303. The drummer for ZZ Top (the only one without a beard) is named Frank Beard.
304. Hummingbirds can’t walk.
305. When movie directors do not want their names to be seen in the credits, they use the pseudonym “Allen Smithee” instead. It has been used over 50 times, starting with “Death of a Gunfighter” (1969).
306. Four different people played the part of Darth Vader (body, face, voice, and breathing).
307. Pamela Lee-Anderson was the first to be born in Canada on the centennial anniversary of Canada’s independence (7/1/1967).
308. There is about 200 times more gold in the oceans than has been mined throughout history.
309. William Shatner is credited for being the first person on TV to say “hell” as well as to have the first inter-racial kiss (with Nichelle Nichols), both in episodes of Star Trek.
310. While the US government’s supply of gold is kept at Fort Knox, its supply of silver is kept at the Military Academy at West Point, NY.
311. Alexander Graham Bell’s wife and mother were both deaf.
312. Compact discs read from the inside to the outside edge, the reverse of how a record works.
313. In the ancient Greek city-state of Sparta, if a man was not married by age 30, he would not be allowed to vote or watch athletic events involving **** young men.
314. Attila the Hun (invader of Europe; 406-453), Felix Faure (French President; 1841-1899), Pope Leo VII (936-939), Pope John VII (955-964), Pope Leo VIII (963-965), Pope John XIII (965-72), Pope Paul II (1467-1471), Lord Palmerston (British Prime Minister, 1784-1865), Nelson Rockefeller (US Vice President, 1908-1979), and John Entwistle (The Who’s bassist, 1944-2002) all died while having ***.
315. Humans and dolphins are the only animals known to have *** for pleasure.
316. Pac-Man, Namco’s 1979 arcade game, was originally called “Puck Man”. The name was changed when they realized that vandals could easily scratch out part of the letter “P”.
317. Shakespeare and Cervantes died on the same day, April 23, 1616.
318. There are about 7.7 million millionaires in the world (more than 1/1000th of the population).
319. The youngest mother on record was a Peruvian girl named Lina Medina. She gave birth to a boy by caesarean section on May 14, 1939 (which happened to be Mother’s Day), at the age of five years, seven months and 21 days.
320. The “middle finger” gesture originates back to 423 BC in Aristophanes play “The Clouds”.

The other night i dreamt i was at this beach resort in some south east asia country, probably thailand. i went to the poolside area.

i was seated at this cocktail bar made entirely of wood n has thatched roof. somehow i was seated on a high stool which was very unstable n i had to hold on to the bar table to balance myself.

then later i looked to the floor n suddenly realized there was seawater, as if this bar somehow floated out into the sea.

i panicked n this **** hot **** bartender behind the counter gives me a tall glass of cocktail which has a bikini stuffed into it. i somehow got disgusted. she then strips off her spaghetti tank top and hot pants n gave them to me, n asked me to wear them.

so i was like ‘huh?’ n i looked at her. n she was in a brown bikini, n the bikini top somehow transformed into an octopus n it slithered off her n lunged at me.

i jumped off my stool n landed into the water.

i then woked up, what a scary dream

I asked this question, but my title wasnt exactly correct for it, so i’ll re-ask it again.
So, i mean, im a 14 year old guy, and im in 9th grade. The way i can secribe myself is this: Random sometimes, tall, act weirdly, and introverted. Might seem strange, but yeah. I see a lot of those called “relationships” between people who are younger and a bit older. Now, there are guys that keep bugging me about the fact that i’ve never really ahd a girlfriend of my life, and it’s not that it really disturbing, but ridicoulus. I mean, when you look at things such as MSN and Facebook, they keep writing on each others walls and writing each other messages “ily babe” and ” awh thank you ily2 even more”. I read this, and im confused. Being in a relationship is normal, for everyone. So i wanted to know – are those all bull**** child stuff of which they will all remember when they will be adults? How am i supposed to react to comments such as “OMG you have never had a gf?!?” (i must admit that a lot of girls might find me ugly. For being tall for my age, for wearing glasses, for being annoying… If i do anything that doesn’t annoy someone, it does annoy somebody else for sure.) and “You get no chicks, never will get one”. Help please? How can i get girls interested? Because eventually every guy has to have a girlfriend, some day. Thanks In Advance
Im asking whether its all a fluke. I dont have a gf, but other guys do, like the Jocks and Preps. And others have like 3 surrounding them, like the gangsters, if you know what i mean