I’m not sure exactly where its going, I was just trying to have some fun with it. Tell me what you think. Thanks, and enjoy:

Warning: Use of profanity.

Two acting students outside during a small break in acting class. guy 2 is sitting on a ledge smoking a grit when guy 1 approaches.
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guy1: Hey, could I bum a cigarette off you?

guy2: Ya

guy1: Sweet

…guy 1 lights up and sits down next to guy2…akward silence…

guy1: So… what’s your name?

guy2: ( )

guy1: ( ). Nice to meet you.

guy2: Nice to meet you.

guy1: Haven’t smoked in awhile. Usually just smoke socially now.

guy2: Yea.

guy1: I wasn’t a big smoker when I started. A pack could last me up to a week. but then whenever I bought a pack and smoked all I could think about was death. And i cut down. As much as i didn’t want to…

guy2: Yea. that’ll help you quit… so… you just force akward conversations on people so you can bum smokes off them?

guy1: Yea, basically. I guess thats where the term smoking socially came from.

guy2: Right.

guy1: So… you just sit out here alone and smoke by yourself every break?

guy2: Yea, its less akward than forcing yourself into a circle of people you don’t even know and try to engage in conversation.

guy1: I know exactly what your talking about.

guy2: Especially when most of them are fake dimwits who have nothing intelligent or interesting to say or talk about . You know, the kind of people who stop listening to what the other person is saying in order to think about what they’re going to say next cause they can’t wait to get their 2 cents in.

guy1: Like talking to a robotic dummy.

guy2: Good to know I’m not the only one who isn’t one.

guy1: My name’s ( ) Good to meet you. For real this time.

guy2: ( ) Good to meet you.

guy1: So whats your take on the class?

guy2: Its alright. Although, when the teacher goes off on a tanget for 30 minutes, i want to die from deprivation.

guy1: lmao. dude, im right there with you. I mean, the class is what? 3 hours?

guy2: 2 hours and 45 minutes.

guy1: Right. And most of it is spent listening to the teacher blabber on about her son’s psychotic highschool admirers.

guy2: Yea, she should be part of the hosts on the view or something.

guy1: Haha. Well at least there’s some decent looking ***** to look at.

guy2: Yea.

guy1: Which one do you find the most attractive?

guy2: The tall blonde. The one who’s kind of chubby. Not too chubby, just a little baby fat. Always overdresses and wears heels all the time. Lots of makeup.

guy1: Yea she has a nice azz. Very plump.

guy2: Yea she’s kind of weird though. I get a weird vibe from her.

guy1: Same here. I always catch her staring at me and making eye contact.

guy2: Yea, she’s one of those types.

guy1: What do you mean?

guy2: You know, the attractive girl who’s insecure and opens the door for any reasonably attractive guy to come in and have their way with her.

guy1: I see. Man I feel like such a shallow *******.

guy2: All guys are. Its our nature.

guy1: I guess so. Its funny that you mentioned her though.

guy2: Why, cause you fuked her?

guy1: $hit, how’d you know?

guy2: Cause I fuked her too.