Galloway asked:

all right, this is too much. i’ve had 2, repeat 2, college ladies, fly as can be, flip their hand back and slap my face!!!!! both used their right hand, and although i sure as hell didn’t think that crap would work on me, i KNEW i would block it, BUT I CAN’T!!!! THEY’RE TOO FAST!!!! one was a short, thick brunette, and her right hand came around and smack! got me good, and it hurt! second, last night, this blonde, taller, she was 5’7, she hung back her right hand, and was smirking the whole time! smack! on the same spot as the first one!!! can a guy even block that hand???? if so, TELL ME HOW!!!! i wanna know how, so if another one of these ***** tries to slap my face, i’ll be the one laaughing when i block that hand!!!! HAHAHA! BUT YOU GOTTA TELL ME!!! they’re good!!!

Zengar asked:

The other night i dreamt i was at this beach resort in some south east asia country, probably thailand. i went to the poolside area.

i was seated at this cocktail bar made entirely of wood n has thatched roof. somehow i was seated on a high stool which was very unstable n i had to hold on to the bar table to balance myself.

then later i looked to the floor n suddenly realized there was seawater, as if this bar somehow floated out into the sea.

i panicked n this **** hot **** bartender behind the counter gives me a tall glass of cocktail which has a bikini stuffed into it. i somehow got disgusted. she then strips off her spaghetti tank top and hot pants n gave them to me, n asked me to wear them.

so i was like ‘huh?’ n i looked at her. n she was in a brown bikini, n the bikini top somehow transformed into an octopus n it slithered off her n lunged at me.

i jumped off my stool n landed into the water.

i then woked up, what a scary dream