EdieBop16 asked:
Ok, so I am 283 lbs, am 2 feet tall, and have a mullet and big horn-rimmed glasses, not to mention I’m flat chested and everything I eat goes to my calves. I’m 98 years old. All the teenage guys whistle at me tell me I’m a babe, are they lying or am I really just drop dead gorgeous? Please answer.







please … if your bored… pick up a hobby or something
wow pathetic and lookin for attention..2 feet tall? pshaa good one..not ya little liar
lets make love!
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call me
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I don’t think so. Your lying. Your nose is getting big.
You are smoking!
You are just delusional
Ah! Yoda’s cousin!!! You must be the one with the Dark Side!
Oh my god..what’s the recipe?
Yes you are. A prize.
oh wow .. imsryy
but u need a life =]
best of luck. my wishes to ya.!
Are you a midget ?
they’re making fun of you
Hmmm, your avatar apparently doesn’t look a thing like you, but you know beauty is only skin deep.
2 feet tall huh? Hmm. My midget fantasies are coming to life. I’d do ya.
you’re hotttttt, baby..arrrooooooooohhh
Walk toward the light!
GET A LIFE WOMAN!!!!
stupid questions deserve stupid answers so, here is my answer..
..stupid.
they do that when they dont mean it… like when they do it to me i consider it an insult but some DO mean it… its hard
At last, my dream girl, we can finally be reunited.
you’re american right?
are you drunk?
if not, stop asking questions for now
well if what u say is true, lets see a picture then eh?
That bored huh? Try knitting or field hockey!!!!!!!!!!!
2 feet tall?
Are you, like, a giant treasure-troll or something?
i bet your all those expresions only your 500 pounds fatter your bald and your going out with grampas and your like 30
fuckin fat azz
you need to do something about the weight. i’m am taking this as a serious question so please do take care of yourself. you must look young to have teenage boys whistle at you. get some contacts or even lasic. it’s amazing what they can do these days. take care. i’ll keep you in my prayers.
I’ll bet you’re a “knock out” good looking girl.
jaja they are lying, if you are 98 dont worry sorry to say but that age you shouldn be thinking of teen, men about 100 old like your type so dont worry
my great grandmother is like a football and supper small but some men of their age think see is pretty and for me she is ugly
WOW U GOT OVER 35 ANSWERS IM SHOCKED
I think you are just find and danney and it is a blessing to be 98 some people don’t live to see that age in time. Most deafenity you don’t need to listen to those young guys because you will go the wrong way sometimes.
WOW!!!!!~ thats is the stupidest thing i have ever seen. your 2 feet tall, 98 years old???!!!!! come on 2 feet tall is like a 2 year old!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your a little short for your weight. The mullet is hot as hell though.
you must be the pig from ****!
i can picture u now beautiful…..i wish i cud whistle at u gorgeous….ur glasses turn me on!!
You should be taken to the leader of our people. They maybe interested.
you forgot to say you had cankles too