AnSwEr Me?

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EdieBop16 asked:

Ok, so I am 283 lbs, am 2 feet tall, and have a mullet and big horn-rimmed glasses, not to mention I’m flat chested and everything I eat goes to my calves. I’m 98 years old. All the teenage guys whistle at me tell me I’m a babe, are they lying or am I really just drop dead gorgeous? Please answer.






38 Responses to 'AnSwEr Me?'

  1. Princesa - January 22nd, 2010 at 3:17 pm

    please … if your bored… pick up a hobby or something

  2. .Channing.Tatum.X3 - January 25th, 2010 at 12:22 am

    wow pathetic and lookin for attention..2 feet tall? pshaa good one..not ya little liar

  3. Evanescence Fan! - January 26th, 2010 at 9:06 am

    lets make love!

    555-555-5555
    call me

  4. YADA YADA - January 27th, 2010 at 3:16 pm

    ZZZZZZZZZZZ

  5. Crystal G - January 30th, 2010 at 12:09 am

    I don’t think so. Your lying. Your nose is getting big.

  6. Sam Fisher - January 31st, 2010 at 9:19 am

    You are smoking!

  7. Fuzzy Wuzzy - January 31st, 2010 at 7:29 pm

    You are just delusional

  8. waynebudd - February 2nd, 2010 at 2:38 am

    Ah! Yoda’s cousin!!! You must be the one with the Dark Side!

  9. ♠Sienna♠ - February 4th, 2010 at 12:19 pm

    Oh my god..what’s the recipe?

  10. wooleybooley - February 6th, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    Yes you are. A prize.

  11. RoxyGrl21♥ - February 7th, 2010 at 7:32 am

    oh wow .. imsryy
    but u need a life =]

    best of luck. my wishes to ya.!

  12. HurricaneFran - February 9th, 2010 at 6:14 am

    Are you a midget ?

  13. fish11377slapper - February 10th, 2010 at 10:05 pm

    they’re making fun of you

  14. frosty - February 12th, 2010 at 7:59 am

    Hmmm, your avatar apparently doesn’t look a thing like you, but you know beauty is only skin deep. :)

  15. pornking435 - February 15th, 2010 at 2:33 pm

    2 feet tall huh? Hmm. My midget fantasies are coming to life. I’d do ya.

  16. cycosfireball - February 18th, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    you’re hotttttt, baby..arrrooooooooohhh

  17. Plan_B - February 20th, 2010 at 12:51 pm

    Walk toward the light!

  18. Uthman B - February 21st, 2010 at 10:02 am

    GET A LIFE WOMAN!!!!

  19. ChatNoir - February 24th, 2010 at 2:22 pm

    stupid questions deserve stupid answers so, here is my answer..

    ..stupid.

  20. Bugarooni - February 25th, 2010 at 12:08 am

    they do that when they dont mean it… like when they do it to me i consider it an insult but some DO mean it… its hard

  21. ncjay08 - February 25th, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    At last, my dream girl, we can finally be reunited.

  22. ****** - February 27th, 2010 at 10:46 pm

    you’re american right?

  23. Emily - March 1st, 2010 at 6:55 am

    are you drunk?
    if not, stop asking questions for now

  24. ilona - March 3rd, 2010 at 12:07 pm

    well if what u say is true, lets see a picture then eh?

  25. Miz Charlie Brown - March 5th, 2010 at 3:05 am

    That bored huh? Try knitting or field hockey!!!!!!!!!!! :(

  26. Xander - March 7th, 2010 at 8:06 am

    2 feet tall?
    Are you, like, a giant treasure-troll or something?

  27. Vegas Man - March 10th, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    i bet your all those expresions only your 500 pounds fatter your bald and your going out with grampas and your like 30

    fuckin fat azz

  28. phantasmo - March 13th, 2010 at 10:48 pm

    you need to do something about the weight. i’m am taking this as a serious question so please do take care of yourself. you must look young to have teenage boys whistle at you. get some contacts or even lasic. it’s amazing what they can do these days. take care. i’ll keep you in my prayers.

  29. Michael A - March 15th, 2010 at 3:33 am

    I’ll bet you’re a “knock out” good looking girl.

  30. J23 - March 17th, 2010 at 7:09 am

    jaja they are lying, if you are 98 dont worry sorry to say but that age you shouldn be thinking of teen, men about 100 old like your type so dont worry
    my great grandmother is like a football and supper small but some men of their age think see is pretty and for me she is ugly

  31. Tyler C - March 18th, 2010 at 8:56 pm

    WOW U GOT OVER 35 ANSWERS IM SHOCKED

  32. D'Asia - March 19th, 2010 at 5:39 am

    I think you are just find and danney and it is a blessing to be 98 some people don’t live to see that age in time. Most deafenity you don’t need to listen to those young guys because you will go the wrong way sometimes.

  33. YellowBanana - March 21st, 2010 at 8:40 am

    WOW!!!!!~ thats is the stupidest thing i have ever seen. your 2 feet tall, 98 years old???!!!!! come on 2 feet tall is like a 2 year old!!!!!!!!!!!!

  34. zinntwinnies - March 23rd, 2010 at 8:24 am

    Your a little short for your weight. The mullet is hot as hell though.

  35. mommysgirl78 - March 26th, 2010 at 10:57 am

    you must be the pig from ****!

  36. CHEESECAKELADY!!!! - March 30th, 2010 at 8:36 pm

    i can picture u now beautiful…..i wish i cud whistle at u gorgeous….ur glasses turn me on!!

  37. Smarty Pants™ - March 30th, 2010 at 10:55 pm

    You should be taken to the leader of our people. They maybe interested.

  38. df - April 5th, 2010 at 6:36 am

    you forgot to say you had cankles too


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