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Many hamsters blink one eye at a time.

A 2000 year old toilet complete with running water, a stone seat, and an armrest was discovered in the tomb of an ancient Chinese king, of the Western Han Dynasty.

The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites.

Plastic lawn flamingos outnumber real flamingos in the U.S.A

Whitby, Ontario has more donut stores per capita than any other place in the world.

Starfish have no brain.

Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over 50,000 words, none of which containing the letter “E”.

No president of the United States was an only child.

Bulls are color blind.

Apples are more effective at keeping people awake in the morning than caffeine.

A can of SPAM is opened about every 4 seconds somewhere in the world.

“Babe” was played by over 48 pigs.

Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.

Most lipstick is partailly made of fish scales.

Ants never sleep.

The Poison Arrow frog has enough poison to kill 2200 people.

The largest pumpkin weighed 1006 lbs. – **Thank you AL for pointing this correction out! – fp

The largest cabbage weighed 144 lbs.

The largest known kidney stone weighed 1.36 kilograms.

Kidney stones come in any color from yellow to brown.

Your right lung takes in more air than your left one does.

Women blink twice as many times as men do.

A bowling pin only has to tilt 7.5 degrees in order to fall down.

The first flushing toilet seen on TV was on Leave it to Beaver, though only the tank of it was shown.

The life span of a taste bud is ten days.

The shortest commercial ever was only 4 frames of a second.

Pi has been calculated to 2,260,321,363 digits.

The billionth digit in Pi is 9.

The first 100 numbers of Pi are:

3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679.

A stretched out Slinky is 87 feet long.

There are 86,400 seconds in day.

The hundred billionth Crayola crayon was Perriwinkle Blue.

Dr. Seuss pronounced “Seuss” so it rhymed with “rejoice”.

Babies are born without knee caps. They appear when the child is 2-6 years of age.

An iguana can stay under water for 28 minutes.

A group of unicorns is called a blessing.

A group of kangaroos is called a mob.

A group of whales is called a pod.

A group of geese is called a gaggle.

A group of owls is called a parliament.

A group of ravens is called a murder.

A group of bear are called a sleuth.

12 or more cows are called a flink.

A baby oyster is called a spat.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.

Most cows give more milk when they listen to music.

In the October 22, 1945 edition of Life magazine there was a picture of a chicken with its head cut off. It was alive for several months that way.

Spotted skunks do handstands before they spray.

The average garden variety caterpillar has 248 muscles in its head.

A goldfish has a memory span of about 3 seconds.

Pinocchio was made of pine, and the name even means ‘pine head’

A mule won’t sink in quicksand but a donkey will.

Alfred Hitchcock had no belly button (it was eliminated during surgery).

Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark.

The average human produces 10,000 gallons of saliva in a lifetime.

A quarter has 119 grooves around the edge, while a dime has 118. A Susan B Anthony has 133 grooves.

Cranberry Jell-0 is the only kind that contains real fruit.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

Every time you lick a stamp you consume approx. 1/10 of a calorie.

Jewish stamps are certified Kosher.

The pound sign (#) is called an octothorpe.

Maine is the toothpick capital of the world.

New Jersey has a spoon museum with over 5,400 spoons from almost all the states.

There was once a town in West Virginia called “6″.

Singapore has only one train station.

The parking meter was invented in North Dakota.

Napoleon made his battle plans in a sandbox.

Roman Emperor Caligula made his horse a senator.

The green stuff on the occasional freak potato chip is chlorophyll.

If you eat too many carrots you will turn orange (temporarily).

Pluto’s orbit crossed Neptune’s, occasionally making Pluto the eighth planet from the sun from 1979 until 1999.

The earth is approx. 6,588,000,000,000,000,000 tons.

The force of 1 billion people jumping at the same time is equal to 500 tons of TNT.

Howdy Doody had 48 freckles.

The first word spoken on the moon was “Okay”.

Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon with his left foot first.

The average speed of Heinz ketchup leaving the bottle is 25 miles per year.

Hilary Clinton once said ‘We are the President’.

The reported percent of women who wash their hands after leaving a restroom is 80%.

The reported percent of men who wash their hands after using a restroom is 55%.

There are typically 333 toilet paper squares on a new toilet paper roll.

The Eiffel Tower has 2,500,000 rivets in it.

“Jaws” is the most common name for a goldfish.

On an average work day, a typist’s fingers travel 12.6 miles.

The average American eats 2 donuts a day.

The longest word in the Old Testament is Malhershalahashbaz.

The longest recorded time a person has been in a coma is 37 years.

Every minute in the U.S 6 people turn 17.

It takes the Where’s Waldo artist one month to complete a drawing.

About 2500 lefties die each year using products designed for righties.

A baby is born approx. every 7 seconds.

An estimated 10 tons of space dust falls on the Earth every day.

On average, a 4 year old child asks 437 questions a day.

Blue and white are the most common school colors.

Swimming pools in Phoenix, Arizona, pick up about 20 pounds of dust a year.

The first message tapped by Samuel Morse over his invention the telegraph was: ‘What hath God wrought?’

The first words spoken by over Alexander Bell over the telephone were: ‘Watson come here, I need you’.

The first words spoken by Thomas Edison over the phonograph were: ‘Mary had a little lamb’

The four words in the English language with the letters uu are: vacuum, residuum, triduum and continuum.

A baby in Florida was named: Truewilllaughinglifebuckyboomermanifestdestiny. (His middle name is George James).

It is illegal to ride a street car on Sunday if you have been eating garlic in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.

The average American will eat 200 pounds of peanuts and 10,000 pounds of meat in their lifetime.

A new book is published about every 13 minutes in America during business hours.

America’s best selling ice-cream flavor is vanilla.

American’s eat about 18 billion hot dogs a year.

The average American eats 134 pounds of sugar a year.

Every year the sun loses approx. 360 million tons.

Because of Animal Crackers, many kids until they reach the age of ten, believe a bear is as tall as a giraffe.

You can tell if a skunk is close by if you smell only .000 000 000 000 071 ounce of its spray.

Animal breeders in Russia once claimed to have bred sheep with blue wool.

The following are sounds as interpreted by the corresponding languages:
A dog in East Africa says “woo-woo”.

A dog in Bangkok says “bahk-bahk”.

A dog in Japan says “wan-wan”.

A dog in Russia says “gahf-gahft”.

A cow in Thailand says “oo-ah”

A cat in Japan says “neow”.

A cat in Thailand says “mao”.

A pig in Japan says “moo-moo”.

A pig in Thailand says “oot-oot”.

A pig in Russia says “ha-roo”.

A rooster in Germany says “ay-ee-ache-ache”

Penguins are the only bird that can leap into the air like porpoises.

India has about 50 million monkeys.

By some unknown means, an iguana can end its own life.

Americans spend around $3 billion for cat and dog food a year.

Pigs can cover a mile in 7.5 minutes when running at top speed.

You breathe about 10 million times a year.

You have a better chance of having a bad dream in a cold room than a warm one.

The first non-human to win an Oscar was Mickey Mouse.

Lee Harvey Oswald was booked with mug shot number 54018.

The Gulf Stream could carry a message in a bottle at an average of 4 miles per hour.

The bulls eye on a regulation dartboard must be 5 feet 8 inches off the ground.

The foot is the most common body part bitten by insects.

The doorbell was invented in 1831.

There are 225 squares on a Scrabble board.

The monkey wrench was invented by Charles Moncke.

Japan is the largest exporter of frog’s legs.

There are seven points on the Statue of Liberty’s crown.

There are approx. 550 hairs in the eyebrow.

The most common non-contagious disease in the world is tooth decay.

The shell constitutes 12 percent of an egg’s weight.

A squid has 10 tentacles.

A snail’s reproductive organs are in its head.

A cow’s only sweat glands are in its nose.

The world AND appears 46,277 times in the Bible.

The first word played in the Scrabble rules demonstration game is “Horn.”

The typical person goes to the bathroom 6 times a day.

There are 17 steps leading up to Sherlock Holmes’ apartment.

Anthony Robbins’ infomercial airs every half an hour, 24 hours a day somewhere in the USA.

When a horned toad is angry, it squirts blood from its eyes.

Napoleon was terrified of cats.

The first Lifesaver flavor was peppermint.

I am 37 yrs old, but look like I’m in my late 20s early 30s. I’m quite good looking in in all-American, wholesome way, fun, tall, well-built, and well-hung. I am always very attracted to younger women (18-25 year-olds), but find it hard to attract younger women. Why? Don’t younger ***** like older men anymore? What do I do?

“ Hey, my names Lewis Carters you might of heard of me my nickname is the king of the aces. I’m a two time world heavy weight boxer but these days I am living the true American mans dream. I’m not a man who belongs to a ethnic group who believe the world is there oyster. In fact I’m just a normal guy in retirement spending my last days with my loved ones, my family. I don’t deserve every thing I got in fact I am very fortunate. My lives been a long Rollo caster ride been locked up in the nick for something I didn’t do. Then again I’ve been very extravagant in my life time doing things that an average guy would never do. I’ve pushed my limits so far that now I’m in a black hole wondering why, how, and where? I did all these things. Now me the toughest, and most hard-headed guy in sports world is fearing for what will be the consequence after every thing I do. The situations you would get passed easily like answering the door, and answering the phone and even receiving mail through the letter box gets me cautious. All this because I did bad things but for the right reason. Whenever I think about them its like by body shivers and I literally fill like I have hypothermia. It has been now 3 years since I retired from boxing and it has been 3 years since all these deep and disturbing devilish secrets have been bond aging in my mind. Now I’m going to reveal the truth to all my fans and all them reporters of what happened in my eyes. Its so hard to tell you the agonising story of pain, love, and hatred the reporter I told will tell you in my exact words”.

The build up 1999
The streets of New York were quiet, nothing was alive and nothing had motion. It was boxing day half seven in the evening most job workers of the big city were sleeping in their homes tired from all the fuss Christmas day had offered them. The mothers were satisfied with the joys which had been blessed on the families in this time of the year. Also the children who thought Santa existed were chuffed with there top of the range clothes and gifts which had been given to them on Christmas morning, however the family men were still recovering from all the debts that they owed to the manipulating bills and presents they could not afford. To make things worse they were also recovering from the hangovers which had been given to them from the brothers in laws and their obsession always to drink vodka on every celebration. It was a time of year they hated and despised however were hiding it to keep the children happy and keep safe from the desperate wifes bellowing down their ears. They were now looking forward to nothing except a financial disaster for the new year on the other hand they were still praying for one thing. That the conference in the morning for the big boxing fight between the 2 black American fighters Lewis Carters and James Husky went well and the fight was to go forward.
By now it was eight o clock, paparazzi were outside the queens park palace waiting for Lewis Carters to arrive at the conference. He would often do this to build suspense in the atmosphere and get all the people from his home town, Brooklyn, to cheer him on when he got there. James Husky was already in the building., he was Lewis Carters opponent and is the heavy weight champion. He has been fighting professional for 25 years and has been undefeated since he had the belt- he has had eight fights since he had had won the title and has either knocked his opponents out within the first two rounds or they have got so hurt in the fight from his deadly combinations of punches that the coaches and trainers have thrown in the towel. It was going to be the best fight since Muhammad Ali and Joe Frasier fought it out in the famous fight known commonly as the gorilla in manila. Husky was a fairly tall man with a muscular build, he had a very quick reacting mind in the ring, he was a powerful puncher and the unordinary thing about him is that he can fight either orthodox or southpaw stance in the ring. He was given the nickname James the power man Husky after knocking Fredson juniour out in the 2nd round with a lethal uppercut which knocked one of fredsons moulders out of his mouth blood was all over the ring and it was classed to be one of the most memorable fights in history. What made it unordinary was this was when he was in the cruiser weight and the power of the punch was the equivalent of Geroge Foremans awesome hooks.. James always stay focused on the aim of the fight which is to win and that integrity and spirit has won him most of his fights. A characteristic which made him stand outside the ring was that he was very crotchety this was also the case after his fights and in public. Whenever he was victorious over one of his fights he would always end up yelling at a bewildered reporter who he would end up either pushing onto the floor. Even though he was like this, it was what made him entertaining to watch and he is known to have one of the most amazing attitudes to live. In the conference room Husky was wearing an black swage suit with a black striped **** and blue aqua coloured tie, he was sitting in there patiently waiting for the conference to progress.
While James Husky was inside sitting on lined table on the right side of the room sipping his glass of squeezed lemon, loud chaotic noises were coming from outside. Outside was a large Grey gold plated 550 Ferrari Maranello. It had top of the rand platinum rims everyone in the neighbourhood could hear its engine roaring whilst pouncing foward , it was being blocked by a crowd and the car was unable to move forward so it pulled to the side of the curve and stopped. The passengers door was opened and Bobby Norton approached onto the road. Bobby Norton was Lewis Carters promoter and had been his promoter for years. He was experienced at what he did and was also a promoter of other great fighters like Ben Gills Olympic silver medallist in welter weight and also Benvollio Dulcet heavy weight champion from 1997 to 1998 however he was less popular when he was defeated by “James the power man Husky” in 1998. Norton was a very popular man also known for when he used to be a entrepreneur for many successful training businesses located all over the States and Europe however he gave all his businesses to his oldest son Thomas Norton mainly due to being so busy in his promoting work. On the other hand nobody really cared about his career professions just cared about him being a good looking multi millionaire mainly because of the many privatized companies that he owns. Which could be anything leisure companies, electronics or even a broad way drug racket for a mob living in little Italy but who knows nobody really tried to get on his bad side in public and in the media, due to the several people who have crossed him in their lives have received extra attention from his body guards which isn’t a pretty site.
Ferraris back seat couldn’t be seen through because of the tinted windows. Suddenly the doors opened and Jerry Carters came out of the back seat , Jerry was Lewis’s uncle and trainer. Five years he has been training Lewis to become the ultimate boxing fighter, Lewis used to be trained by his father ,Carl Carters, however he was killed whilst locking up the gym on a week night. He was stabbed retentively in
the back while locking the gyms front doors.
Even though Lewis lost his father at such a important part in his life their dream was to make Lewis become heavyweight champion by the time he reached his Forties. Lewis knew he was undefeated for five fights in a row when his father was killed. It somehow struck him in his mind that whoever killed his father wanted him dead to stop Lewis achieving his potential. He knew it and so did his uncle Jerry and they were determined to become the world most magnificent fighter in the states. Local media stations have been announcing the fight for weeks knowing it will be great, this fight is what Lewis has been waiting for with Forty wins and zero losses. Every time he trained in the gym his father was last seen, every time he goes for jogs he thinks he would never of got were he is if his father didn’t inspire him. So the least he could do I share the dream with his father in the after world to become undisputed heavy weight champion “ Carter the king of aces” he was given this name by his mother when he was only nine years of age because he was acing every completion he went to. The fight will be Huskys hardest challenge and it will be a incredible bout between the two but disputes have been argued saying Carter will knock Husky out in the first round because of his great speed, power and confident personality. Lewis climbed out of the car with a black suit on with a red shirt without a tie. The roaring was incredible all his fans were putting there hands out but he just walked forward not showing just a few respect he believed is you shake one mans hand ,you, should shake every ones. ‘Hearing a commotion outside, Husky stood up and strode to the window. Looking down onto the sidewalk, he caught a glance of his fight opponent entering the building. ‘Bastard,’ Husky thought to himself with a nasty smile as he ambled back to the brown leather chair, ‘Going to knock him out in one go.’
Menacingly Lewis walked through the brown, oak doors and walked through the lounge which had some newspapers photographers. Willingly to take pictures they snapped away but he ignored every flash . Walking into the main conference room. Shockingly he ran up towards Husky and got ready to throw a hook while Husky was sitting off guard. With quick reactions Husky moved out of the way pushing the chair over and causing a load sensational sound of cold leather touching the limestone floor.
“ Man I’m going to kill you in the ring, I’m not going to show no mercy sucker” fire was in Carters eyes when he shouted at Husky.
“got some nerve bringing your mans in here acting all big, you aren’t nothing to me ” Husky looked into Carters eyes and gave the same tormenting smile he did when he saw Carters cars coming.
“ Think you all big man, your two minutes late” Husky was known for his manipulating remarks towards other fighters. The two monsters tried to grab one each other into a glitch and fight each other in a slugger fight but repeatedly they were separated. Constantly they kept taunting each other.
The conference was one of the most disturbing in the whole of the boxing association but it did finish and the fight date was set. Both of them would fight on March 29th, at Maidson Square Garden. Many people were now looking forward to this epic fight, the two fighters were now fighting to keep their pride and determination to carry on their winning streaks.

The big fight
Exactly three long months had no gone by and both fighters had been training hard and keeping their fitness up especially. It was 26th March, with only three days left till the fight. The morning was bright and the newspaper prints were printing in the publication factories getting ready to distribute across New York. The front page had a bold heading written saying “ Carter v Husky, will Husky win like he says”.
“ I cant believe it, look what there all saying” Lewis had a copy of The New York times clutched into both of his hands. He was at home in Brooklyn, sitting in the garden. His house was more of a warehouse, he owned a 3.5 million dollar mansion with over 50.5 acres if land in his back garden. The Carter residence was the biggest in the whole of New York.
“ look at all these people look at what they say, there saying I am going to lose. What nerve do they have saying these things, well ill show them on Saturday night. It will be a fight they will never forget. So Jerry what do you recon?”. Thomas Norton his promoter was standing timidly in front of Lewis.
“Listen kid, you can say anything to the media. Stop saying things please?. You can say it politely or even threaten them guys. They aren’t going to listen these kinds of media attention get millions of views. Meaning more money for the editors. All you gotta do is prove them wrong by winning the title and bang the money they got comes in your favour”. Lewis gave a bovine look.
“ damn is dosh all you care about well guess what I want more. I want to prove them all wrong with my fists not with my money. For all I care you can keep my money I make on the night just get the media of my back”. At this point Lewis was ready to get in the ring and prove every one who doubted him was wrong, his behaviour was pugnacious and you could tell my the derivational ****** expressions on his face.
“ ok, if that’s what you want then on the night of the fight. You gotta talk total rubbish about him at the official weight in . Im gonna knock Husky out in the first round, oh im going to bury him alive, or even look at his face cause your not gonna see one like that again when im finished. that’s the things you say then in the actual fight you stay by you words and throw the jabs, the hooks the combos and win the fight with points torture him and that’s it you got the fans on your side”. Lewis showed a discourteous manner and was looking at the picture of Husky in the paper.
“ I’m not going to talk rubbish about him in the weight in, I’m going to knock him out their and then”. The both of them started laughing with humour. They opened a bottle of fine Jamaican rum and sipped their drink whilst talking about how to deal with any promoters and any reporters. They spoke about how to speak on TV, news etc without letting out to much information about future decisions they were going to make.
Both Carters and Husky were under pressure due to the fact their reputation was on the line. Who ever game out on top would become one of the greatest legends in history of boxing and would join the great warriors such as Muhammad Ali, George Foreman, Sugar Ray Lenard and Iron Mike Tyson in his prime. They were training hard in there home towns downtown Brooklyn and Philadelphia. With only three days left the trainers of the two were theorising what their tactics would be in and out of the ring. Tension was building up to the battle and patience was a problem. The two of them would often collide with one an other in talk shows and new broadcasting shows.
Lewis walked into his mansion on the way from a conference meeting one day with his promoter and trainer Jerry. The conference was held by the boxing committee warning both fighters if any more dangerous stunts of fighting on media or in public was to happen ,Husky would be stripped off his title, and Carters would not get a title shot until 2001. Exhausted and tired from the conference holder Jimmy Scott going on and on Lewis loosened his tie and top button, it was 10 pm. He walked into his bedroom and dropped onto the bed and closed his eyes trying to close the outside world.
“Hey baby” Tina Carter, walked into the room jumping onto the bed to welcome Lewis home with a big kiss on his forehead. He opened his eyes and gave a cheerful smile and both of them exchanged looks with one an other.
“ so how was the conference honey did it go well, what did they want to talk to you about?” .
“ yes, it was fine oh just the usual do this and do that nothing important” His wife was the only person who kept him going in his job, she was his only inspiration . They were married and had been for nearly 5 years and they loved each other with all there hearts could express. She was a tall black women with long metallic black hair. Her skin looked soft and her body smelled like olive herbs with a golden twist. Lewis treated her as if she was a princess and gave her anything she wanted new clothes, jewellery, gold silver he would even by her a pony if she asked. She was always supporting Lewis in his fights and anything else he did .
“ listen, ive been married to you for 3 years now and I know when your happy and when your down. Now I know your down. So don’t lie to me, something happened at the meeting and I want to know what now” she demanded to know what happened aggressively but she still had the beautiful smile on her face like when she came into the bedroom. Lewis took a deep breath and replied
“ sorry **** I didn’t mean to lie to you, ok ill tell you what happened at the meeting. They warned us both to stop causing trouble and threatened to destroy our careers and that’s it promise” it was hard for him to tell that to his wife and thinking she would shout at him down his ears he closed his eyes and encrusted them with his eye lids.
“ Husky was there as well, the stupid tramp. Baby why didn’t you tell me this I would of understood.”. he opened his eyes and she still had the beautiful golden smile on her face however she lifted her eyebrows expecting a reply.
“listen I didn’t want to tell you because I don’t want you to worry and most importantly I didn’t want that lovely smile to go away cause that’s what gets me up in the morning to train., that’s what helps me get through my fights and the last thing I would want to do is stop that”. she started to get an even bigger gorgeous smile on her face and gave him a big hug.
“ Im never going to stop caring, treasuring and especially loving you so you can tell me anything in reason and I will think of it to be an honest and true action you have done”
The both of them closed their eyes and fell into a deep warm sleep preparing for the busy day they would have to face tomorrow.
Half Eight in the morning
“Beep Beep Beep” the alarm was going off to wake Lewis up, it was the big day he and everyone else had been waiting for. 29 th March. The fight was going to start and half eight in the evening so he had all day to prepare for it and get to Manhattan, Madison Square Garden. Lewis was still in bed a sleep and was to deep in his dream to wake up
this is only 1st chapter and bit of 2nd chapter im going to aim for 80 to 90 chapters to finish novel

What cruel fate, madness!
Twining seductively about the human soul,
sinister to the ears, so hark!
A story told, of long, long ago,
of two brothers, estranged.

Emperors of men, husbands of wives,
fathers of children, priests of wisdom, passed.
Two ***** born unto the world,
and upon their brows, marks,
one of serenity, and the other – of downfall.

Puzzled were the sages, the magi and wise men.
Who were these babes, that they bore the mark of heavenly make?
One, with the air of wisdom, of pride,
the other – fallen from some future grace,
to live shamed, disgraced.

And so the seers spoke as one:
“When Utopia is grasped,
tragedy befalls those in search
of further want.”

As one, these brothers aged,
through the times as a single soul,
wise beyond their years.
One was named Arubus,
the other, Hectarin.

The professors wondered aloud,
“Who are these boys,
that they speak prophecy?
Do they not know Hell,
and the treachery therein?

And the boys knew not of Hell,
but of war and teachings,
chess and strategy,
compassion and pleasure,
poetry and philosophy.

Of Arubus, he was fair!
His youth blossomed,
as he ascended to that of a man,
and he grew tall, and was handsome.
The ladies swooned, and the strength of Hercules rested in his palms.

Oft would be the time,
when he would venture out from his father’s kingdom,
and topple the trees of the valley,
and bore them back upon his golden shoulders,
and the people would ring out with rejoicing, praising him -

a god amongst men.
Intellect rested humbly upon his bronze brow,
and his regality was borne with grace,
so that no wretch could look on him,
and resent.

Arubus was praised, he was the first to be born
from his mother’s birth throes – the first expelled from the womb,
but oft the people would whisper, that Hectarin – in a sudden seizure
of immense jealosy – seized upon his brother’s ankle,
and followed on his shadow, not to be outdone.

And so of Hectarin, the land would wonder,
“Who is this man, that he burst forth
on his brother’s will for life?
Is he a devil, perhaps? He is indeed quick of wit,
and sly with his cloven tongue.”

For Hectarin loved with all his heart
the people in his father’s keep,
yet the people loved Hectarin not,
but rather held him in their deepest respects, warily.
And Hectarin knew of this, and grew resentful of Arubus.

And his soul grew darkened,
and the light of his face, once golden as the gates of Olympus,
paled, and in his eyes shone a fey light.
Yet his love for his father’s hand remained unabated,
and fixated he remained, desperate for a favorable hand.
_________________________________

Thoughts?
Consider this final stanza the last installment for this part of the story:

No such hand came, and Hectarin despaired,
for he was still – though aged to that of a fine man -
in need of some praise from the seed which gave him breath.
And with a cry he proclaimed,
“Who is loving you, that you give me none in return?”

Sorry, a little long, hang in there guyss

Okay, I know you’ve had this all before, but nevertheless:

Okay, so there’s this guy who I really like etc. Guessing you know the story?
We only have one class together (P.E. Lord help me!!!) , but he’s in loads of my best friend’s classes. We hardly ever talk, except this one time when he sent a chain on msn and I asked him if he really believed that **** and he said no and I said why you sending me it then he said got nothing better to do with my pathetic life and i laughed and that was it.

Anyway …

We eat lunch in the gym, we sit i don’t know approx. 10 yards away and I glimpse at him sometimes and usually I catch him looking at me, but then he looks away. We’re about the same height, if not he’s a little taller than me. I see him a lot in Southend High Street and if my mum is with me , we chat a little and I go on how embarrassing my mum is with a bright pink shopping trolley (Lord help me … again!!!) and that’s about the extent of our friendship.

Oh yeah one more thing … we have kind of a history. We went out twice before, but he was a little weird back then, because of his friends, but it’s not really a problemo now.

Any advice? Tips? Anything will do, just NO NEGATIVE COMMENTS!! OTHERWISE I WILL KICK YOU ***!!!

Love you *****.

Tahh so much

Saffy
x

Colors are like people
There’s more than meets the eye
No two are quite the same
It’s own rhythm each lives by

Red a blazing fire
Or Juicy apples in July
Mobs on overcast days
A newborn babe’s first cry

Orange a spark of hope
A simple act of gratitude
The fresh scent of peeled fruit
Fish with a gleeful attitude

Yellow is the sun’s energy
The happiness of two friend
Warmth a smile always brings
Daffodils in summer winds

Green is life born anew
A tree so proud and tall
A young deer grazing peacefully
Soft rain finishing it’s fall

Blue is a gurgling stream
Birds soaring in a cloudless sky
The peace endless oceans bring
A tear that will not dry

Purple an ultraviolet light
Twinkling stars where bats fly
A bruise from a clumsy stumble
Violets swaying under a gorgeous sky

Our differences may seem grand
Yet we’re all important in life’s game
For what would a rainbow be
If each color were the same?

I’m a little confused about him. I bought the book yesterday and I am on chapter 7. I think I should get a clear picture of him in my mind by now, but I think of him as a tall skinny guys who is really pale and mysterious.. But then I think of Mike and I see him as a **** that’s buff and tall and everything. I’m so confused. Can you help me get a clear picture of the charecters, because I am soooo lost! Thanks!

ok so ive known this guy for 10 years. we hang out a lot and text a lot and stuff like that. he seems to treat me diferently than other girls. were really good friends and we make eachother laugh like hell! he always is givin me random hugs and he always says he loves me but i dont ever really think anything of it. he is 4 1/2 years older than me so i think maybe he would think im too young for him.. everyone is always teasin me sayin that me and him are gonna get married some day, but i never beleive them cuz ive always had pretty high standards..some of which consist of: wanting kids and being kinda stalkier and bigger built. this guy doesnt want kids at all and he is skinnier but hes tall and like all muscle! a lot of people hav been tellin me they think he likes me based off how he talks to me and how he treats me compared to other girls.. one time he wanted me to pretend to be his gf to get this stalker ***** off his back! haha we were laughin pretty hard.

anyone got any answers? what do ya’ll think? he is always callin me **** and always says i love u..even tho i dont pay much attention to it i still wonder.. i just wanna kno if he likes me so i can figure out if i feel the same.

also. how would u suggest startin like a more intimate conversation with him? we are ALWAYS laughin with eachother so we never really talk seriously. any advice is much appreciated!!

The other night i dreamt i was at this beach resort in some south east asia country, probably thailand. i went to the poolside area.

i was seated at this cocktail bar made entirely of wood n has thatched roof. somehow i was seated on a high stool which was very unstable n i had to hold on to the bar table to balance myself.

then later i looked to the floor n suddenly realized there was seawater, as if this bar somehow floated out into the sea.

i panicked n this **** hot **** bartender behind the counter gives me a tall glass of cocktail which has a bikini stuffed into it. i somehow got disgusted. she then strips off her spaghetti tank top and hot pants n gave them to me, n asked me to wear them.

so i was like ‘huh?’ n i looked at her. n she was in a brown bikini, n the bikini top somehow transformed into an octopus n it slithered off her n lunged at me.

i jumped off my stool n landed into the water.

i then woked up, what a scary dream

Okay I’m not being ****** here or anything but I am a Asian dude that love White woman. Okay the thing is that I’m 21 college student, 6 foot tall, good looking, wear glasses, fit, dress nice, great personality, Christian, have some acne scars, kind of broke but drive a 07 Bimmer lol. Anyway, I was at a concert yesterday and I have seen planty of short, unattractive looking Asian guys with Hot looking white girls. They were making out in front of me and stuff like that. I didn’t mind but I have seen planty of those guys and I started questioning myself why can’t I be like one of em’? To tell the truth I’m a bit jealous seeing all those guys dating hot *****. Please tell me why?